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Author: KawCleric
• Monday, October 03rd, 2011

Bandwidth and OKC are like three sisters with one eye.

Four hundred thousand people all share the same 20mbs, 512k at a time. Netflix in OKC is calling a company, telling them what you want to watch and when, then a midget delivers the movie from Redbox.

Yesterday I was hungry, so I CALLED pizza hut for a carry out. How fucking 90′s is that? Yet I had to do it to save some bandwidth. Wish my neighbors thought the sameway. OKC has made me think about bandwidth the way hippies obsess over energy.

Yesterday I was talking with a guy here about an article I read about NASA’s twin moon probes (juno). I ran back to my room and printed off the article so thay I could recycle the bandwidth.

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Author: KawCleric
• Monday, December 06th, 2010

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A NASA funded research program recently discovered a form of life in Mono Lake that reproduces using arsenic. Over the past several years I have become a fan of replacing NASA’s rather pathetic investment in low-orbit and earth-based research in favor of more efficient civilian programs funded by investors. With this in mind I decided to find a new form of life through my own personal investment.

Earlier this week I wrote a prospectus detailing a plan and the funds necessary to discover sober life in a bowling alley. After receiving approval and funding for this program, I established a field research station at the bowling alley across the street from my place of residence. After countless hours of observation and painstakingly detailed notes, I can proudly that I have indeed discovered sober life within the confines of a bowling alley. I found one Mrs. Skyler Tiften. Though from my observations, Mrs. Tiften appeared sober, it was necessary to research the subject in more scrutiny. I approached the subject and Mrs. Tiften admitted to being a rather prominent member of the local Methamphetamine collectors society and was looking for resources to expand both her collection and consumption. She expressed the desire to allow fifteen minutes of even closer inspection within the confines of the bowling alley’s restroom in exchange for some of the funds necessary to further her collection and consumption. I began to furiously scribble notes covering the events of the interaction up to the present. When I had completed this process, I noticed that Mrs. Tiften had previously disengaged from my presence and was currently departing in the passenger seat of a blue and primer-gray F-Body Camaro IROC-Z.

So, it is possible to find sober life a a bowling alley, even if that sober life is there to not.

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Author: KawCleric
• Monday, December 06th, 2010

There is more to priming than simply applying a level of stuff for pigment to attach to. Many guides place the major choice on whether to use black or white spray primer and lay the basis on that decision on whether the end result will be a light or a dark model. This is basically crap with a little bit of truth to it. If most of the model will be drybrushed and the under coat of primer will be seen and used as shadow, then a choice of black primer does directly influence the final appearance of the model. Yet, with even the most basic of paint jobs, the model will be entirely base coated with other pigments and there will be very little translucency through the layers above the coat of primer (more about translucency can be found in thee section on washing).

The main factors in choosing a type of primer are durability and absorbency. Brushable primers tend to be more durable than spray primers and have far fewer reactions to environmental concerns than sprays. The one major exception to the durability of brushable primer over that of spray is the use of black spray primer on plastic. Black primer contains an additive that causes it to bond to plastic. Plastic models primed with black primer will be very hard strip later. If striping a model of it’s paint is of concern, do not use black primer on plastic. If an incredibly durable coat of primer is most important (this, of course, would make the layers of pigment on top of the primer considerably more durable) then go with black primer on plastic. Painting on brushable primers does take far longer than spraying models, but it is possible to get consistent results without factoring in environmental concerns.

Spray primers react poorly to environmental humidity. Spray primers in the presence of humidity set up their structure unevenly. This can cause a slightly rough texture on the model or even make the final produce fuzzy. Wind can also cause this effect by partially setting the primmer before it hits the model, the result is a kind of dusty-fuzzy model whose primer coat is a mix of primer that dried before it hit the model mixed in with primer that was wet when it hit the model. It is also fairly easy to over-spray a model. Putting too much primer on a model can result in a significant loss of detail and is most often the result of poor application or interference from the wind.

Of the three major kinds of primers (black, white and gray) there is more difference than just pigment. The basis of the two different primers come form their original design. Originally, black primer was for use on plastic and white on metal. There are chemical difference, not just pigment and the pigment difference was originally to signify the primer’s usage. Black primer bonds better to plastic and was specifically designed to be a binding-primer. Since the primer is itself a polymer, it bonds well to itself and is the better choice for models with a very flat microscopic surface and plastic (which it readily bonds with). White primer produces a larger structure and bonds better to surfaces that are slightly irregular. Most metal models have surfaces that are microscopically rougher than plastic, but it really depends on the metal used to make the model, how and with what the model’s mold was made from, and even the different processes that different spin-molds use. In general, white works better on metals than black because if was originally designed to be a filling-primer for rougher surfaces. White primer is also far more susceptible to interference from humidity than black primer. Grey primer is a mix of the two and can offer some advantages in versatility.

Another area of difference in primer selection is absorbency. Because black primer is a binding-primer and white is a filler-primer, the two can have different levels of absorbency. Applied in a low-moisture environment, these differences are minute, but as the humidity is increased, so is the difference in absorbency. Because it is rather difficult to control the exact amount of humidity in which the primer is applied, using this as a reason for selecting between the two is quite strained and with modern washed is almost a moot point, but is is still a factor that can be exploited. The actual ratios of humidity to primer-absorption is well beyond the scope of this article, and would require a great deal of experimentation.

The main limitations of aerosol-based spray primers can be overcome through control of the environment in which the primer is applied and using the proper techniques to achieve good coverage and still avoid too much buildup and using layers to achieve durability. To get good coverage, preserve a model’s details, and obtain a durable coat, one needs to shoot the model from different angles and use multiple layers. One technique to achieve this is to put the models on a flat surface standing up on the base, spray a light coat, turn the flat surface forty-five degrees, spray another light coat, then repeat until the circle is complete. Let the models dry, put them on their back and do this again. Let them dry, then repeat the process with the models on their front. This will give the models several layers for durability, and with the numerous coats from different angles, give good coverage without excess buildup. Any spots missed can be quickly covered with brushable primer. A similar effect can be achieved by using poster-putty to stick the models to the flat surface so that they do not fall off. With the models stuck to the surface, the surface can be tilted to achieve the same effect of rotating the models on the surface. The putty can be reused multiple times and never again will a model suffer falling damage before it has even seen the paint table. An even better method would be to place the model in an empty paint-pot or similarly shaped object and spray them individually.

The best way to solve the environmental issue is to spray the models in a controlled environment, aka inside. To do this and still avoid the sticky question of cancer, it is necessary to use a paint-booth. The best answer for a paint-booth is to convert an entire room using industrial grade equipment. The better answer for a hobbygame nerd who would rather spend the money on models is to make a paint-booth for less than a hundred dollars. First, an outlet to the outside is needed. The best solution for this issue is to use a dryer vent, next is a window, followed by cutting a hole in the wall. Each possible solution depends on the nature of residential ownership and the ability to readily access gray-tape. Get a large moving box and assemble it. Cut off the top and one side. Cut a hole in the back that will fit an air-filter. Tape the air-filter into place (or find something that will allow an air-filter to slide in and out for easy replacement and tape that in place. Put a cheap box-fan on the back so that it blows away from the box, and tape the ever-loving-hell out of that so that the sides are sealed and it will only draw air through the filter. Next, use more tape to attach a trash bag to the fan’s other side and use more tape to connect the other end of the bag to a dryer tube. Run the tube outside through one of the above mentioned methods. Boom, paint-booth!

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Author: KawCleric
• Monday, December 06th, 2010

For far too long NeoKaw has languashed in silence. I’ve decided to abandon the previous format for several reasons. Keeping up with all of the miniatures news was far too time consuming. Creating content about painting and assembly was worthless because you fuckers won’t research. For fuck’s sake, the other day I saw a re-re blowing on superglue to make it dry faster. I am also the proud owner of a new EVO, so I can add a rant when it comes to me rather than waiting ’till I get near a computer. Along the same lines, I wrote a simple little interface for WordPress, so now I can also write updates from my Kindle. Finaly, I found the scrap of paper that has the God-for-damned password for this blog.

For all of the readers who have been clamouring for the blog’s return, you can both rest assured, I’m back, bitches, even if it is sans spell-checker

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