So, you are a company that makes miniatures? You think you have found some moderate success? Well, guess the fuck what, you’re going out of business and your kids are going to starve.

I just saw the miniatures available from Smart Max. These are the most fucking amazing miniatures that I have ever seen. Those ranges are fucking ape nuts. It’s like this: imagine that the Perry twins had a night of drinking and the both of them passed out in an alley behind a bar in London. Then, Tim Burton stumbles along, sees the passed out twins, and rapes the ever-loving shit out of them. Nine months later the individuals responsible for Smart Max’s miniatures would be born.

I mean
Shit
Fuck
Damn

In other news, now this is a great reason to pick up a spin-caster.